QUIDQUID LATINE DICTUM SIT, ALTUM VIDETUR

The Joker has struck again...

2008-07-18T20:10:10Z

credit to the diabolical nnnuts for his Arkham'esque vandalism!

The Dark Knight...

2008-07-18T02:36:00Z

In just 2 hours I will be sitting in the dark watching what promises to be the best movie of the summer. And after Iron Man and Hellboy II, thats a big promise to make. I will be watching with a professional's eye, because as some of you know I used to do a bit of crimefighting myself...

Jedi Gym!

2008-07-14T23:38:18Z

Without a doubt...

2008-07-13T22:31:06Z

the absolute highlight of my Saturday night :-)

Latex a-go-go...

2008-07-13T02:09:39Z

6 am hotel hijinks with two of my favorite people, kippiepoo and our beautiful weekend guest Ruby Luster

I'm now off on a mission to find nipple pastie glue for this lovely lady before we hit the club for a second night of debautchery!

Now everyone knows...

2008-07-12T18:47:24Z

I pretty much stick to drinking Guinness, but last night that flame haired goddess Katie presented a pretty convincing argument to give Newcastle a try...

Thank you Guillermo...

2008-07-11T08:34:21Z

Thank you for being an unabashed Hellboy fanatic and making such an absolutely amazing movie. Humor, action, jaw dropping fight choreography, and the visuals...holy shit... del Toro pulled out all the stops on this one. I lost count, but there has to be at least 50 different creatures populating the nooks and cranny of this movie. I wish I could get it on DVD tomorrow so I could go through it frame by frame just to see everything again...

Without a doubt, this has earned the "Hellgnome Seal of Approval"

A loss for words...

2008-07-08T05:29:29Z

Nothing I could say could possibly prepare you for this anyway, so just watch...

If the "Ghost Hunters" start finding some shit like this, maybe I'll start watching that show. ;-)

found via jpeace

My favorite shot from Pride today...

2008-07-07T01:14:38Z

Sometimes its just too easy...

Special thanks to my cohorts!

Look Ma! I'm one of them there activist types!

2008-07-06T15:33:47Z

STEP 1: Go to Pride.

STEP 2: Find a bigoted moron with a sign.

STEP 3: Take picture of said moron and his big sign.

STEP 4: Slightly tweak said sign in ye ole photoshop.

STEP 5: Spread said tweaked image over teh intarwebs.

STEP 6: Said bigot is now a civil rights activist!

STEP 7: PROFIT!

photo credit to itarille , tweaking by yours truly

BOOM, BABY, BOOM!!!

2008-07-04T10:29:32Z

the_colombian and I have returned from our late night mission to the wilds of Alabama to secure things that go BOOM!!!

ok... so we might have gone a little overboard, but dammit these are things that go BOOM!!!

Reflection of an incoming storm...

2008-07-03T12:02:27Z

Shot outside my office building a few nights ago

I laughed till I cried...

2008-07-02T09:01:18Z

If you work, or have ever worked in corporate tech support, you must watch this...

Must...not...explode...

2008-07-02T07:24:39Z

I am soooo stuffed. A few of us got together tonight to celebrate Candace's birthday at Fogo de Chao. Imagine, if you will, one of the scenes from "300" where the Spartan army is advancing... Now imagine the Spartans are carrying skewers of multiple types of delicious roasted meat and are politely asking you to sample from them. This is what its like to eat at Fogo. You flip your card to green and pray that you will still be able to find it and flip it back to red after the waiters have instantly filled your plate to overflowing with heaping mounds of steaming meat.

In addition to the cornucopia of meat, they also stocked the table with never ending mashed potatoes and were quick and ready with the Guinness refills. These Brazilians sure know the way to this Irishman's heart!

That chair has never looked so good...

2008-06-30T17:31:38Z

Another image from my shoot with Emily :-)

I recieved my uniform yesterday...

2008-06-26T18:57:39Z

and reported to the Guild communications center for my first assignment under the watchful eyes of Watch and The Sovereign. I'm temping as Ward's replacement while he's on Guild mandated vacation.

*whispers* its David Bowie!

While everyone else was at the Eddie Izzard show last night...

2008-06-25T18:35:13Z

The beautiful geekissexy23 and I met at my place to take some peeksures...

We had a wonderful time and she posted a bunch of her favorite shots here : http://www.flickr.com/photos/geekissexy23/sets/72157605809375778/

Fairies and nymphs and gnomes... Oh My!

2008-06-25T17:28:01Z

A couple from the Midsummer Night's Dream party at LeBam

one of the many fine benefits of the piratical lifestyle...

2008-06-24T01:03:20Z

A message to that landlubber who spins them magical music disks, aesthetic

Tony Jaa-gasm...

2008-06-17T17:13:17Z

For those of you unfamiliar with Tony Jaa, the International Institute for Standards and Measures is desperately trying to come up with with a method for measuring his levels of badassery...

Thomas's Bday Photos 6-7-2008

2008-06-10T23:04:51Z

Bday Photos 6-7-2008, originally uploaded by Kilted MadMan.

Sometimes its very good to be the gnome...

Sponsor a ninja...

2008-06-06T22:31:21Z

if we run out of ninjas, who will we pirates slap around and steal women from?

First few shots from Monsterbash 08

2008-06-05T17:55:28Z

It's been a hellishly busy week at work, but here's my first few finished shots from last weekend.

In honor of Venture Bros Season 3...

2008-06-01T08:03:49Z

Brock Sampsons 10 Best Beatdowns

CLICK HERE FOR THE OTHER NINE

FIRE!!!

2008-05-22T02:38:15Z

Took some test shots this weekend of really flaming objects, and I got some pretty good examples...

Flaming shot 1